Love

A Ship-load of Waggery

by Anonymous (English broadside ballads) c. 1540–1700

From English Broadside Ballads (TCP)

Love

A Ship must have a Steers-man
to steer her Course true,
And a Maid must have a youngman
to give her her — Top and Top gallant.

A ship she Sails trimly,
Maids, if they be not pleased,
They'l frown and look grimly.

A Ship must have a Rudder
to steer in the dark,
And a Maid must have a youngman
to hit at her — Top and Top gallant.

A ship she sails &c.

A Ship must have a Canon
to keep off her Foes,
And a Maid must have a youngman
to take up her — Top and Top gallant.

A ship she sails &c.

A Ship must have a Boltsprit,
with a Sprizen a cross,
And a maid must have a youngman
with a swinging long — Top & top gallant

A ship she sails trimly,
Maids, if they be not pleased,
They'l frown and look grimly.

A Ship must have a Buntlin
to hawle up her Bunt,
And a maid must have a youngman
to tickle her — Top and Top gallant.

A ship she sails trimly,
Maids, if they be not pleased,
Theyl frown and look grimly.

A Ship must have a Mast; a long,
strong, and strait Stick,
And a Maid must have a youngman
with a lusty long — Top and Top gallant,

A ship she &c.

A Ship must be well Victuall'd
with Meat without Bones,
And a maid would have a youngman
with a stout pair of — top and top gallants,

A ship she &c.

A Ship should have a Captain,
her Men to command,
And a maid would have a youngman
to have his P— Top and Top gallant.

A ship she &c.

A Ship should have a Master
to take in her freights,
And a maid would have a youngman
to saile in her — top and top gallant.

A ship she sails &c.

When a Ship is under saile
we do wish her good luck,
And a maid under a youngman
we wish her a good — top and top gallant,

A ship she &c.

When a Ship comes into Port
she must enter her Cockit,
When a youngman comes to'th fort
he must enter, and — top and top gallant,

A ship she sails trimly,
Maids, if they be not pleased,
They'l frown and look grimly.

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Full title: A Ship-load of Waggery. OR, clouded Merriment to please young men and maids. TCP B05848 (1670-1696?).

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Anonymous (English broadside ballads). “A Ship-load of Waggery.” Poetry Codex, poetrycodex.com/poem/anonymous-english-broadsides/186/.

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Anonymous (English broadside ballads). “A Ship-load of Waggery.” Poetry Codex. https://poetrycodex.com/poem/anonymous-english-broadsides/186/.

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