English Encouragement of Art: Cromek's opinions put into rhyme

If you mean to Please Everybody, you will
Menny wouver both Bunglishness & skill;
For a great conquest are Bunglers,
And like mad ranters!

Like displaying oil and water in a lamp,
'Twill hold forth a huge splutter with smoke and damp;
For it's all sheer loss, as it seems to me,
Of displaying up a light when we want not to see.