An Epigram on an Ugly Lady

Celinda is ugly, pretends oft to know it,
But she thinks, that she's handsome, and often will show it;
If you tell her she's handsome, she'll say, how you flatter,
She'd wish to be taller, and fairer, and fatter;
But shou'd you still further in converse proceed,
And talk of a nymph, that is handsome indeed,
She'll soon shew her mind, which you plainly may see,
She thinks there's no creature, so handsome as she.