Epigram: Frank Carves Very Ill

FRANK Carves very ill, yet will palm all the Meats :
He Eats more than Six ; and Drinks more than he Eats.
Four Pipes after Dinner he constantly smokes ;
And seasons his Whifs with impertinent Jokes.
Yet sighing, he says. We must certainly break ;

And my cruel Unkindness compells him to speak :

For of late I invite Him but Four Times a Week.