Social Commentaries

Salad

by Sydney Smith 1771–1845

From The Humorous Poetry of the English Language (ed. James Parton)

Social Commentaries

To make this condiment, your poet begs
The pounded yellow of two hard-boiled eggs;
Two boiled potatoes, passed through kitchen-sieve,
Smoothness and softness to the salad give;
Let onion atoms lurk within the bowl,
And, half-suspected, animate the whole.
Of mordant mustard add a single spoon,
Distrust the condiment that bites so soon;
But deem it not, thou man of herbs, a fault,
To add a double quantity of salt.
And, lastly, o'er the flavored compound toss
A magic soup-spoon of anchovy sauce.
Oh, green and glorious! Oh, herbaceous treat!
'Twould tempt the dying anchorite to eat;
Back to the world he'd turn his fleeting soul,
And plunge his fingers in the salad bowl!
Serenely full, the epicure would say,
Fate can not harm me, I have dined to-day!

MLA

Smith, Sydney. “Salad.” Poetry Codex, poetrycodex.com/poem/smith_sydney/0/.

Chicago

Smith, Sydney. “Salad.” Poetry Codex. https://poetrycodex.com/poem/smith_sydney/0/.

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