The Mind

The Dean's Answer (to Sheridan's Riddle)

by Jonathan Swift 1667–1745

The Mind

In reading your letter alone in my hackney,
Your damnable riddle my poor brains did rack nigh.
And when with much labour the matter I crack'd,
I found you mistaken in matter of fact.
A woman's no sieve, (for with that you begin,)
Because she lets out more than e'er she takes in.
And that she's a riddle can never be right,
For a riddle is dark, but a woman is light.
But grant her a sieve, I can say something archer;
Pray what is a man? he's a fine linen searcher.
Now tell me a thing that wants interpretation,
What name for a maid, was the first man's damnation?
If your worship will please to explain me this rebus,
I swear from henceforward you shall be my Phoebus.

MLA

Swift, Jonathan. “The Dean's Answer (to Sheridan's Riddle).” Poetry Codex, poetrycodex.com/poem/swift/298/.

Chicago

Swift, Jonathan. “The Dean's Answer (to Sheridan's Riddle).” Poetry Codex. https://poetrycodex.com/poem/swift/298/.

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