Social Commentaries
The Baby's Baedeker: Japan
From Verse and Worse (1905)
Inhabitants of far Japan
Are happy as the day is long
To sit behind a paper fan
And sing a kind of tuneless song,
Desisting, ev'ry little while,
To have a public bath, or smile.
The members of the fairer sex
Are clad in a becoming dress,
One garment reaching from their necks
Down to the ankles more or less;
Behind each dainty ear they wear
A cherry-blossom in their hair.
If 'Imitation's flattery'
(We learn it at our mother's lap),
A flatterer by birth must be
Our clever little friend the Jap,
Who does whatever we can do,
And does it rather better too.
MORAL
Be happy all the time, and plan
To wash as often as you can.
Cite this poem
MLA
Graham, Harry. “The Baby's Baedeker: Japan.” Poetry Codex, poetrycodex.com/poem/graham_h/60/.
Chicago
Graham, Harry. “The Baby's Baedeker: Japan.” Poetry Codex. https://poetrycodex.com/poem/graham_h/60/.
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