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Harry Graham
Jocelyn Henry Clive Graham (1874–1936), known as Harry Graham, was an English writer and soldier who served as an officer in the Coldstream Guards. He worked as a journalist and later wrote lyrics for operettas and musical comedies.
He is remembered for his humorous verse of grotesque and black comedy, much of it published under the name “Col. D. Streamer.” Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes (1901–02) was followed by Perverted Proverbs, Misrepresentative Men and Women, Verse and Worse, Familiar Faces and The Motley Muse; the poems here are taken from those seven books (1902–1913). Verse and Worse reprints several earlier pieces, which appear only once, under the earlier book.
Poems (180)
- Dedication (Ruthless Rhymes)
- Uncle Joe
- Impetuous Samuel
- Inconsiderate Hannah
- Aunt Eliza
- Self-Sacrifice
- La Course Interrompue
- John
- The Fond Father
- Necessity
- Unselfishness
- Scorching John
- Misfortunes Never Come Singly
- The Perils of Obesity
- Tender-Heartedness
- Jim; or, the Deferred Luncheon Party
- Appreciation
- Baby
- Nurse's Mistake
- The Stern Parent
- Bluebeard
- The Cat
- The Children's "Don't"
- Envoi
- Virtue is Its Own Reward
- Enough is as Good as a Feast
- Don't Buy a Pig in a Poke
- Learn to Take Things Easily
- A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
- After Dinner Sit a While; After Supper Walk a Mile
- It is Never Too Late to Mend
- A Bad Workman Complains of his Tools
- Potpourri
- Envoi: Don't Look a Gifthorse in the Mouth
- Aftword
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Bacon
- Adam
- Joan of Arc
- Paderewski
- William Tell
- Diogenes
- Sir Thomas Lipton
- Marat
- Ananias
- Nero
- Aftword
- Postlude
- The Baby's Baedeker: Abroad
- The Baby's Baedeker: United States of America
- The Baby's Baedeker: Great Britain
- The Baby's Baedeker: Scotland
- The Baby's Baedeker: Ireland
- The Baby's Baedeker: Wales
- The Baby's Baedeker: China
- The Baby's Baedeker: France
- The Baby's Baedeker: Germany
- The Baby's Baedeker: Holland
- The Baby's Baedeker: Iceland
- The Baby's Baedeker: Italy
- The Baby's Baedeker: Japan
- The Baby's Baedeker: Portugal
- The Baby's Baedeker: Russia
- The Baby's Baedeker: Spain
- The Baby's Baedeker: Switzerland
- The Baby's Baedeker: Turkey
- The Baby's Baedeker: Dreamland
- The Baby's Baedeker: Stageland
- The Baby's Baedeker: Loverland
- The Baby's Baedeker: Homeland
- Childish Complaints: Prelude
- Childish Complaints: Appendicitis
- Childish Complaints: Whooping-cough
- Childish Complaints: Measles
- Childish Complaints: Adenoids
- Childish Complaints: Croup
- Mother-Wit
- Uncle Joe
- Absent-Mindedness
- Baby
- Bill
- The Legend of the Author
- The Motriot
- The Ballad of the Artist
- The Ballad of Ping-Pong
- The Pessimist
- The Place Where the Old Cleek Broke
- The Homes of London
- The Happiest Land
- A London Involuntary
- The Woman with the Dead Soles
- Rosemary
- Portknockie's Porter
- The Ballad of the Little Jinglander
- Envoi
- Eve
- Lady Godiva
- Miss Marie Corelli
- Mrs. Mary Baker Eddy
- Mrs. Grundy
- Mrs. Christopher Columbus
- Dame Rumor
- The Cry of the Children
- The Cry of the Elders
- An Epithalamium
- The Self-Made Father to His Ready-Made Son
- The Author to His Hostess
- On the Decline of Gentility Among the Young
- Lochinvar
- Abbreviation’s Artful Aid
- Author’s Aftword
- The Cry of the Publisher
- The Cry of the Author
- The Fumbler
- The Baritone
- The Actor Manager
- The Gilded Youth
- The Gourmand
- The Dentist
- The Man Who Knows
- The Faddist
- The Colonel
- The Waiter
- The Policeman
- The Music-Hall Comedian
- The Conversational Reformer
- King Leopold
- "Bart's" Club
- The Reviewer
- L'Envoi
- What's in a Name?
- Nobody's Darling!
- Roses All the Way
- The Triumph of Jam
- Egregious Eastbourne
- Sarah Owen
- The Last Horsed 'Bus
- Stage Support
- Scribblers All!
- The Lyons Cubs
- The Cries of London
- The Model Farm
- The Adventurer
- A Plea for Ponto
- The 'Waster'
- The Choice
- Ode on a Distant Prospect of Boston School
- The Sporting Spirit
- Perspective
- Rag-Time
- The Pipes
- Modern Dancing
- The Public Interest
- The Militants
- Plagues at the Play
- A Suggestion
- The Model Motorist
- The Parish Pump
- Police Court Sense
- Club Cantos, Canto I: The Athenaeum
- Club Cantos, Canto II: White's
- Club Cantos, Canto III: The Bachelors'
- Club Cantos, Canto IV: The Garrick
- Club Cantos, Canto V: The Automobile
- Club Cantos, Canto VI: Brooks's
- Club Cantos, Canto VII: The Beefsteak
- Club Cantos, Canto VIII: The Travellers'
- Club Cantos, Canto IX: The Bath
- New Year's Eve
- February
- Spring
- Spring-Cleaning
- Royal Ascot
- Roses
- The End of the Season
- The Cockney of the North
- The Twelfth
- November
- The Cynic's Christmas
- Envoi