Social Commentaries
To Itis, alias Ioyner, an vncleanly token, conuayd in cleanly tearmes
From The Most Elegant and Witty Epigrams (1618), Book 2
TOrquato Tasso, for one little fault,
That did perhaps deserue some small rebuke,
Was by his sharp and most vngratefull Duke,
Shut vp close prisoner in a loathsome vault;
Where wanting Pen and Inke by Princes order,
His wit, that wals of Adamant could pierce,
Found meanes to write his mind in excellent verse:
For want of Pen and Inke, with pisse and ordure.
But thy dull wit damn'd by Apollos crew,
To dungeon of disgrace, though free thy body,
With pen, nay Print, doth publish like a noddy.
Base taunts, that turn'd vpon thy selfe, are true,
And wanting salt thy wallowish stile to season,
And being of vncouth tearmes a senslesse coyner,
Thou call'st thy selfe vnproperly, a Ioyner,
Whose verse hath quite disseuer'd rime and reason:
Deseruing for such rayling, and such bodging,
For this, Torquatos Inke, for that, his Lodging.
Codex Note
Book 2, Epigram 43
Cite this poem
MLA
Harington, John. “To Itis, alias Ioyner, an vncleanly token, conuayd in cleanly tearmes.” Poetry Codex, poetrycodex.com/poem/harington/101/.
Chicago
Harington, John. “To Itis, alias Ioyner, an vncleanly token, conuayd in cleanly tearmes.” Poetry Codex. https://poetrycodex.com/poem/harington/101/.
Read this poem with the Codex →
More by Sir John Harington
- Of writing with double pointing. It is said, that King Edward of Carnaruan lying at Berkly Castle prisoner, a Cardinall wrote to his Keeper, Edwardum occidere noli, timere bonum est, which being read with the point at timere, it cost the King his life. Here ensues as doubtfull a point, but I trust, not so dangerous
- Of a Lawyer that deseru'd his fee
- To Doctor Sherhood, how Sack makes one leane
- Of reuersing an error
- Against Pius Quintus, that excommunicated Queene Elizabeth