On Lurch the match-contriver

Lurch th' old match-maker with his hunting nose
All the young Heirs both Male and Female knows
In town or Country, widows too, or men
Once married, he can help to wed agen:
Saves them the labour too of wooing, whilst
He bids the bans, and sends them to the Priest
For further copulation: thus doth Lurch
Prey on each party that he brings to Church.
But oh how oft this marriage-Pimp is curst!
'Fore I'd grow rich thus, I'd be hanged first.