Social Commentaries

Book VIII, Epigram 59 (Ker)

by Martial c. 40–c. 104

Translated by Walter C. A. Ker (1919–20) · From Epigrams (Loeb, 1919–20)

Social Commentaries

You see this fellow who puts up with one eye, under whose shameless brow a sightless socket gapes .'' Don't despise the man, he is thievishness itself; Autolycus' hand was not so sharp. When he is your guest remember to watch him carefully: then he runs amok and, though one-eyed, sees with either. Cups and dessert-spoons the anxious servants lose, and there lurks many a napkin in his warm bosom; nor is he ignorant how to withdraw by stealth even the mantle slipt from your elbow, and often he goes away clad in two cloaks; and the cunning thief does not blush to rob a sleeping home-born slave of his lamp, although it is alight. If he has seized nothing, then with crafty skill he circumvents his slave and filches his very own slippers!

This translation is printed as prose in its source edition.

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Martial. “Book VIII, Epigram 59 (Ker).” Translated by Walter C. A. Ker. Poetry Codex, poetrycodex.com/poem/martial/1044/.

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Martial. “Book VIII, Epigram 59 (Ker).” Translated by Walter C. A. Ker. Poetry Codex. https://poetrycodex.com/poem/martial/1044/.

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