Said Governor Tom

Said Governor Tom to the law-making boys:
"You are green at the bus'ness, I know;
It is well that you move rather slow;
If you'll let me advise,
You'll be worthy and wise,
And the people secure in their joys,--"
Said Governor Tom to the boys.

Said Governor Tom to the law-making boys:
"I will warn you of dangers that lurk
In the ways of your dangerous work;
If the lobbies entice,
You should take my advice,
And turn a deaf ear to their noise,--"
Said Governor Tom to the boys.

Said Governor Tom to the law-making boys:
"In the passing of measures immense
Is involved quite a lot of expense,
And the armies that stand
When there's peace in the land
Are the most unproductive of toys,--"
Said Governor Tom to the boys.

Said Governor Tom to the law-making boys:
"It is well to remember the wills
Of the people who settle the bills,
And the anger that lurks
In the hosts at the works
Is a matter that greatly annoys,--"
Said Governor Tom to the boys!

The boys heard the message, each sentiment seized,
And then went ahead and did just as they pleased;
And no one would know
From the way that they go,
From the money they spend and the peace they destroy,
What the Governor said to each law-making boy!