American

Carolyn Wells

1862–1942


Carolyn Wells (1862–1942) was an American writer born in Rahway, New Jersey. She published a very large body of work, including detective novels, children’s books, anthologies and humorous verse, and was among the best-known American writers of nonsense and light verse in the early twentieth century.

The poems gathered here come from six books of her light verse: The Jingle Book (1899), illustrated by Oliver Herford; A Phenomenal Fauna (1901–02); Children of Our Town (1902); At the Sign of the Sphinx, Second Series (1906), a collection of verse riddles and charades; The Seven Ages of Childhood (1909); and The Re-echo Club (1913), a set of parodies of famous poets.

  1. The Tutor
  2. A Serious Question
  3. Two Old Kings
  4. A Day Dream
  5. Our Club
  6. Puzzled
  7. An Intercepted Valentine
  8. A Long-Felt Want
  9. The Musical Carp
  10. The Intelligent Hen
  11. The Happy Hyena
  12. A Great Lady
  13. Opulent Ollie
  14. The Two Bears
  15. The Very Merry Voyage of the Macaroni Man
  16. The 4.04 Train
  17. A Valuable Gift
  18. The Grandiloquent Goat
  19. How the Cat was Belled
  20. The Rhyme of Triangular Tommy
  21. A Modern Invention
  22. An April Joke
  23. An Alice Alphabet
  24. The Funny Kittens
  25. The Strike of the Fireworks
  26. The Arch Armadillo
  27. A Dream Lesson
  28. The Rivals
  29. The New Cup
  30. A Photographic Failure
  31. Christmas Gifts
  32. Young America
  33. A Bicycle built for Two
  34. Dorothy's Opinion
  35. The Roll of Roly Poly Roy
  36. My Barometer
  37. The Butter Betty Bought
  38. A Marvel
  39. An Alphabet Zoo
  40. Found Wanting
  41. A Tragic Tale of Tea
  42. The Erratic Rat
  43. The Two Friends
  44. The Smiling Shark
  45. The Mercury's Plaint
  46. The Pirate Poodle
  47. An Old Love
  48. Bobby's Pocket
  49. The Instructiphone
  50. The Lay of the Lady Lorraine
  51. The Reg'lar Lark
  52. The Humbug
  53. The Poppycock
  54. The Haycock
  55. The Powder Monkey
  56. The Tree Calf
  57. The Military Frog
  58. The Feather Boa
  59. The Brick Bat
  60. The Cat o' Nine Tails
  61. The Round Robin
  62. The Iron Spider
  63. The Bookworm
  64. The Black Sheep
  65. Time Flies
  66. The Apple Bee
  67. The Welsh Rabbit
  68. The Cricket Bat
  69. The Common Swallow
  70. The Tomahawk
  71. The Jail-Bird
  72. The Royal Seal
  73. The Fire Dogs
  74. The Mackerel Kit
  75. Golf Lynx
  76. The Traveling Crane
  77. The Flying Buttress
  78. The Sea Puss
  79. The Battering Ram
  80. The Spring Chicken
  81. The Shuttlecock
  82. The Saw-Buck
  83. The Pigeon Toad
  84. The Golden Buck
  85. The Bumble Puppy
  86. The Watch Dog
  87. The Gold Eagle
  88. The Bugbear
  89. The Irish Bull
  90. The Jay
  91. Forebears
  92. The High Horse
  93. Flying Kites
  94. Boats on the Lake
  95. At Coney Island
  96. In Central Park
  97. The First of April
  98. Plebeian
  99. Patrician
  100. Quarrelsomeness
  101. The Eternal Feminine
  102. Wistfulness
  103. Kindness to Animals
  104. A Cold Day
  105. Skates
  106. The Excursion Boat
  107. Evolutionary Fame
  108. Piety
  109. Wealth
  110. The Skipping-Rope
  111. Music's Might
  112. A Ball Game
  113. The Rival Queens
  114. Little Mothers
  115. Other Little Mothers
  116. Fourth of July
  117. Thanksgiving-Day
  118. Ice-Cream
  119. Riddle 1
  120. Riddle 2
  121. Riddle 3
  122. Riddle 4
  123. Riddle 5
  124. Riddle 6
  125. Riddle 7
  126. Riddle 8
  127. Riddle 9
  128. Riddle 10
  129. Riddle 11
  130. Riddle 12
  131. Riddle 13
  132. Riddle 14
  133. Riddle 15
  134. Riddle 16
  135. Riddle 17
  136. Riddle 18
  137. Riddle 19
  138. Riddle 20
  139. Riddle 21
  140. Riddle 22
  141. Riddle 23
  142. Riddle 24
  143. Riddle 25
  144. Riddle 26
  145. Riddle 27
  146. Riddle 28
  147. Riddle 29
  148. Riddle 30
  149. Riddle 31
  150. Riddle 32
  151. Riddle 33
  152. Riddle 34
  153. Riddle 35
  154. Riddle 36
  155. Riddle 37
  156. Riddle 38
  157. Riddle 39
  158. Riddle 40
  159. Riddle 41
  160. Riddle 42
  161. Riddle 43
  162. Riddle 44
  163. Riddle 45
  164. Riddle 46
  165. Riddle 47
  166. Riddle 48
  167. Riddle 49
  168. Riddle 50
  169. Riddle 51
  170. Riddle 52
  171. Riddle 53
  172. Riddle 54
  173. Riddle 55
  174. Riddle 56
  175. Riddle 57
  176. Riddle 58
  177. Riddle 59
  178. Riddle 60
  179. Riddle 61
  180. Riddle 62
  181. Riddle 63
  182. Riddle 64
  183. Riddle 65
  184. Riddle 66
  185. Riddle 67
  186. Riddle 68
  187. Riddle 69
  188. Riddle 70
  189. Riddle 71
  190. Riddle 72
  191. Riddle 73
  192. Riddle 74
  193. Riddle 75
  194. Riddle 76
  195. Riddle 77
  196. Riddle 78
  197. Riddle 79
  198. Riddle 80
  199. Riddle 81
  200. Riddle 82
  201. Riddle 83
  202. Riddle 84
  203. Riddle 85
  204. Riddle 86
  205. Riddle 87
  206. Riddle 88
  207. Riddle 89
  208. Riddle 90
  209. Riddle 91
  210. Riddle 92
  211. Riddle 93
  212. Riddle 94
  213. Riddle 95
  214. Riddle 96
  215. Riddle 97
  216. Riddle 98
  217. Riddle 99
  218. Riddle 100
  219. Riddle 101
  220. Riddle 102
  221. Riddle 103
  222. Riddle 104
  223. Riddle 105
  224. Riddle 106
  225. Riddle 107
  226. Riddle 108
  227. Riddle 109
  228. Riddle 110
  229. Riddle 111
  230. Riddle 112
  231. Riddle 113
  232. Riddle 114
  233. Riddle 115
  234. Riddle 116
  235. Riddle 117
  236. Riddle 118
  237. Riddle 119
  238. Riddle 120
  239. The Seven Ages of Childhood: I
  240. The Seven Ages of Childhood: II
  241. The Seven Ages of Childhood: III
  242. The Seven Ages of Childhood: IV
  243. The Seven Ages of Childhood: V
  244. The Seven Ages of Childhood: VI
  245. The Seven Ages of Childhood: VII
  246. The Re-echo Club: as by John Milton
  247. The Re-echo Club: as by Percy Bysshe Shelley (Purple Cow)
  248. The Re-echo Club: as by William Wordsworth (Purple Cow)
  249. The Re-echo Club: as by Thomas Gray
  250. The Re-echo Club: as by James Whitcomb Riley (Purple Cow)
  251. The Re-echo Club: as by Alfred Tennyson (Purple Cow)
  252. The Re-echo Club: as by Robert Browning (Purple Cow)
  253. The Re-echo Club: as by John Keats
  254. The Re-echo Club: as by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Purple Cow)
  255. The Re-echo Club: as by Thomas Bailey Aldrich
  256. The Re-echo Club: as by Edgar Allan Poe (Purple Cow)
  257. The Re-echo Club: as by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (Purple Cow)
  258. The Re-echo Club: as by Algernon Swinburne (Purple Cow)
  259. The Re-echo Club: as by F. D. Sherman
  260. The Re-echo Club: as by Bliss Carman
  261. The Re-echo Club: as by H. C. Bunner (Purple Cow)
  262. The Re-echo Club: as by Robert Louis Stevenson (Purple Cow)
  263. The Re-echo Club: as by Rudyard Kipling (Purple Cow)
  264. The Re-echo Club: as by Oliver Herford
  265. The Re-echo Club: as by Stephen Crane (Purple Cow)
  266. The Re-echo Club: as by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Purple Cow, Second Attempt)
  267. The Re-echo Club: as by Algernon Charles Swinburne (Purple Cow, Second Attempt)
  268. The Re-echo Club: as by Felicia Hemans
  269. The Re-echo Club: as by Robert Browning (Little Girl)
  270. The Re-echo Club: as by Edgar Allan Poe (Little Girl)
  271. The Re-echo Club: as by Robert Louis Stevenson (Little Girl)
  272. The Re-echo Club: as by Rudyard Kipling (Little Girl)
  273. The Re-echo Club: as by Thomas Hood
  274. The Re-echo Club: as by William Wordsworth (Little Girl)
  275. The Re-echo Club: as by Geoffrey Chaucer (Lady of Niger)
  276. The Re-echo Club: as by Austin Dobson (Lady of Niger)
  277. The Re-echo Club: as by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Lady of Niger)
  278. The Re-echo Club: as by Omar Khayyam (Lady of Niger)
  279. The Re-echo Club: as by Alfred Tennyson (Lady of Niger)
  280. The Re-echo Club: as by Rudyard Kipling (Lady of Niger)
  281. The Re-echo Club: as by Robert Browning (Lady of Niger)
  282. The Re-echo Club: as by Algernon Swinburne (Lady of Niger)
  283. The Re-echo Club: as by Edgar Allan Poe (Lady of Niger)
  284. The Re-echo Club: as by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (Lady of Niger)
  285. The Re-echo Club: as by Omar Khayyam (Paste-pot and Ink)
  286. The Re-echo Club: as by Rudyard Kipling (Paste-pot and Ink)
  287. The Re-echo Club: as by Walt Whitman
  288. The Re-echo Club: as by Geoffrey Chaucer (Paste-pot and Ink)
  289. The Re-echo Club: as by Algernon Swinburne (Paste-pot and Ink)
  290. The Re-echo Club: as by Stephen Crane (Paste-pot and Ink)
  291. The Re-echo Club: as by Edgar Allan Poe (Pumpkin Eater)
  292. The Re-echo Club: as by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
  293. The Re-echo Club: as by Austin Dobson (Pumpkin Eater)
  294. The Re-echo Club: as by Dinah Craik
  295. The Re-echo Club: as by James Hogg
  296. The Re-echo Club: as by Rudyard Kipling (Pumpkin Eater)
  297. The Re-echo Club: as by Algernon Swinburne (Pumpkin Eater)
  298. The Re-echo Club: as by Bret Harte
  299. The Re-echo Club: as by Oscar Wilde (Pumpkin Eater)
  300. The Re-echo Club: as by Lady Arthur Hill
  301. The Re-echo Club: as by Alfred Tennyson (Christmas)
  302. The Re-echo Club: as by William Shakespeare
  303. The Re-echo Club: as by William Wordsworth (Christmas)
  304. The Re-echo Club: as by Austin Dobson (Christmas)
  305. The Re-echo Club: as by Algernon Swinburne (Christmas)
  306. The Re-echo Club: as by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (Christmas)
  307. The Re-echo Club: as by Thomas Moore
  308. The Re-echo Club: as by Adelaide Procter (Christmas)
  309. The Re-echo Club: as by James Whitcomb Riley (Christmas)
  310. The Re-echo Club: as by Algernon Swinburne (Cubist Nude)
  311. The Re-echo Club: as by Percy Bysshe Shelley (Cubist Nude)
  312. The Re-echo Club: as by Rudyard Kipling (Cubist Nude)
  313. The Re-echo Club: as by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Cubist Nude)
  314. The Re-echo Club: as by Robert Browning (Cubist Nude)
  315. The Re-echo Club: as by Ben Jonson
  316. The Re-echo Club: as by James Whitcomb Riley (Cubist Nude)
  317. The Re-echo Club: as by Alfred Tennyson (Cubist Nude)
  318. The Re-echo Club: as by Charles Kingsley
  319. The Re-echo Club: as by Oscar Wilde (Cubist Nude)
  320. The Re-echo Club: as by William Wordsworth (Cubist Nude)
  321. The Re-echo Club: as by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (Cubist Nude)
  322. The Re-echo Club: as by H. C. Bunner (Cubist Nude)
  323. The Re-echo Club: as by William Wordsworth (Cubist Nude, Second Attempt)
  324. The Re-echo Club: as by Austin Dobson (Cubist Nude)
  325. The Re-echo Club: as by Adelaide Procter (Cubist Nude)
  326. The Re-echo Club: as by Edgar Allan Poe (Cubist Nude)
  327. The Re-echo Club: as by Alfred Tennyson (Cubist Nude, Second Attempt)
  328. The Re-echo Club: as by Omar Khayyam (Wall Street)

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